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The New Dork” Goes Viral

Remem­ber how ‘uncool’ it was to be a dork in high school or col­lege? Actu­ally, it was pretty much uncool any­where and any­time! Well, it seems that times have changed.

The Pant­less Knights made this rockin’ music video called “The New Dork — An Entre­pre­neur State of Mind (from the guys behind Grasshopper.com); a spoof of Jay-Z and Ali­cia Keys’s “Empire State of Mind”. It’s a trib­ute to their favorite ris­ing entre­pre­neurs, who by yesteryear’s stan­dards, would have been labeled as ‘geeky’, but who today, are pretty darn cool and pop­u­lar dorks!

Although the video was only released a cou­ple days ago, it’s already gone viral and is being deemed as the anthem for entrepreneurs.

Check it out! I’ve also included the lyrics below (cour­tesy of pantlessknights.com) so you can sing along to the famil­iar and catchy tune :) .

Who’s your favorite dork gone cool? Post your comments.

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LYRICS:
Now I’m in the blo­gos­phere, Now I’m in the twit­ter­verse
Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd for­ever
I’m the new Zucker­berg, And since my web­site
I been cookin’ dough like a chef servin’ killa-bytes
Used to be the base­ment, Back at my mom’s place
Buildin’ web traf­fic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man busi­nesses
Bail outs fin­ished with, White col­lar crim­i­nals
New sega gen­e­sis, Entre­pre­neur time
Makin big plans, To dom­i­nate the online
Yeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin’ google rev­enue, With songs on my web­cam
Sci­ence is the new art, Data­bases day to day
Geeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hus­tle, make the data pay
I could be in Val­ley­wag plus Geekolo­gie
Tell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely

The New Dork,
Social net­works – what dreams are made of, There’s noth­ing you can’t do
Now you’re the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
Let’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks

Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the home­page
Hell, I’m on Giz­modo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And I’m up in Mash­able, week­end trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, par­ties full of New Dorks
Now I’m pitchin busi­ness plans, From the backs of nap­kans
Micro-lend to Africans, Mon­e­tize Kaza­kas­tan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
Used to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
Now my glasses main­stream, Now the girlies eyein me
Pop­u­lar kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
Now I scale mod­els, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should fol­low me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton

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Send Money to Friends on Facebook

Is there any­thing you can’t do or share on Face­book? Appar­ently not! It seems that the ever so pop­u­lar and pow­er­ful social net­work does more than just allow you to con­nect with ‘friends’ and share pho­tos, videos, mes­sages, sta­tuses, web links…Now, you can also trans­fer small amounts of money of up to €50 or about $68 [only Euros and US dol­lars for now — Ster­ling sup­port by the end of the month] to friends (only) using an appli­ca­tion called Bux­ter.

The appli­ca­tion was devel­oped by Clickand­Buy; a Lon­don based pay­ment ser­vice geared towards “nor­mal” Face­book users and appli­ca­tion devel­op­ers and mar­keters,. It allows users (friends) to quickly and securely exchange money among each other as well as buy Face­book applications.

Clickand­Buy already has around 13 mil­lion users. New Face­book mem­bers wish­ing to trans­fer money through Bux­ter will need to sign up for a Clickand­Buy account first. Although the trans­fer of money between Clickand­Buy accounts is free, mov­ing money to other accounts such as a bank account, will be sub­ject to a 1.9% charge (of the amount) or $3 (€2) — whichever is greater.

Other ser­vices that Clickand­Buy offers Face­book users:

  • Send and receive money
  • With­draw money form Clickand­Buy account
  • Upload money from Clickand­Buy account to Bux­ter account
  • Pur­chase Face­book applications

Do you think this ser­vice will take off? Would you use it? Post your comments.

[image credit: www.france24.com]

[sources: telegraph.co.uk, clickandbuy.com, CNN Tech]

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Yours Truly is…Blog of the Week!!!

So, I just got some news tonight that put quite a big smile on my face :) ! No…I didn’t win the lot­tery (although that would have been nice too ;) ) nor did my long lost child­hood pet guinea pig [Snuf­faluffa­gus] find his way home and crawl back into his cage!

nittyGriddy was selected as “Blog of the Week” on Lebanon Aggre­ga­tor!!!

From Lebanon Aggregator:

As the blog­ger “Ingrid” her­self put it:

Its a type of social media jour­nal that cov­ers net news and more. there are numer­ous cat­e­gories such as humor, enter­tain­ment, social media, cul­ture, news, tech talk, health/science, art/design, mish­mash and so forth.

Okay, my take? It’s very nice to see a blog­ger group under one blog so many infor­ma­tion, arti­cles, ideas, any­thing you might think about it, or actu­ally not think about it!

What’s also impres­sive is how seri­ous Ingrid takes her blog, and you can notice that form the qual­ity of the blog itself, logo, sec­tions, cat­e­gories, divi­sions, menu etc..

So dear read­ers, please meet Ingrid (twit­ter), and do check her blog NittyGriddy.com

This news is the kind of news a blog­ger wants and likes to hear. It’s the kind of news that makes you real­ize, that all the end­less hours spent research­ing, read­ing and writ­ing are well worth it! You see, I already know it’s worth it for me, because I love writ­ing in this blog — regard­less of how many peo­ple read what I have to say [although the more, the mer­rier] — plus, I’ve become some­what of a walk­ing talk­ing ency­clo­pe­dia of ran­dom shit knowl­edge. But, it’s also encour­ag­ing and nice to know that your hard work is appre­ci­ated by oth­ers — that’s a pretty big reward in itself!

On that note, I would like to thank Lil­iane and Lebanon Aggre­ga­tor for this really cool men­tion! I’m truly flat­tered and psy­ched about the awe­some news! I look for­ward to con­tin­u­ing pub­lish­ing arti­cles and keep­ing you [my read­ers, fans, sup­port­ers, friends, fel­low blog­gers…] inter­ested and entertained!

Merci Buck­ets,

Griddy

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My Scores from “The Oatmeal” Quizzes!

Every now and then, if I can’t sleep, I’ll look for ways to enter­tain myself until my eyes get tired. Usu­ally, that entails: watch­ing TV, eat­ing junk food, read­ing comics, surf­ing the net to find new and inter­est­ing arti­cles to post on this blog, rear­rang­ing the draw­ers in my night stand, count­ing sheep, whatever…you know what I mean!

Well tonight, I went straight to The Oat­meal to see if the very cool Matthew Inman had pub­lished some new comics on his site. And to my despair, he hadn’t! But there’s actu­ally a good rea­son for that as he so clev­erly explained; he recently signed a book deal [yay :) ] and will be con­cen­trat­ing on that for the next 4 to 6 weeks.

There­fore: Me = shit out of luck! Him =  awe­some! And best of luck!

So instead, I decided to take a few of his fun and pretty wacky quizzes — and for some strange, God­for­saken rea­son, I decided to share my results with all of you. Enjoy!

Very proud of MOI :) !

I’m kinda grossed out!

How very reassuring!

Phew! Just enough time for me to…do noth­ing actually!

I’d say less than most peo­ple :) .

The vol­ume was on like 50! I was too scared not to hear it and be labeled as “old”!

Not sure why I’d be there in the first place! I tan just fine at the beach, thank you!!!

Thank God! I’m actu­ally sur­prised that I remem­bered some of these — from way back when.

In my defense…it wasn’t that easy!!!

Well, those are my scores!

Why don’t you give ‘em a go? Post your com­ments and your results!

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iPad to Hit Stores on April 3rd

We finally know when the “giant ver­sion of the iPhone with­out the phone” [as it’s been pop­u­larly called] will be out! Ear­lier today, Apple announced that the Wi-Fi model of the iPad will be avail­able to buy in the United States as of Sat­ur­day, April 3rd. The Wi-Fi + 3G mod­els will be released some­time later that month. Also avail­able on April 3rd, will be the iBooks app which you will be able to down­load for free from the App Store.

How­ever, if you’re really anx­ious to secure one and would rather avoid the 10 mile long lines that will most prob­a­bly start pil­ing up the night before, you can pre-order both mod­els from Apple’s online store as of March 12th. You can also reserve a Wi-Fi model online and pick it up from an Apple retail store on April 3rd.

As I pre­vi­ously men­tioned in my Jan­u­ary 28 post about the iPad, the sug­gested retail price of each model will be as follows:

For Wi-Fi models

  • $499 for 16GB
  • $599 for 32GB
  • $699 for 64GB

For Wi-Fi + 3G models

  • $629 for 16GB
  • $729 for 32GB
  • $829 for 64GB

As for when it will be avail­able in the MENA region and most impor­tantly for how much…that is yet to be revealed! How­ever, we do know that all mod­els of the iPad will be avail­able in late April in: Aus­tralia, Canada, Japan, France, Ger­many, Italy, Spain, Switzer­land and the UK.

So if you live in the Mid­dle East, I guess you’ll just have to stay tuned to find out when you can get your hands on what I’m sure will end up being ‘a ridicu­lously over­priced’ iPad!

[image credit: www.apple.com]

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Another ‘A+ Video’ from the Twitter King, @aplusk!

Thank God for Ashton’s awe­some tweets! This is another of his A+ videos — which, hands down, I’m gonna’ have to agree with. And like he said himself…not just because he’s in it! “The State of the Inter­net”, as it’s clev­erly called, was made by the extremely tal­ented JESS3 aka Jesse Thomas. Pretty much every­thing you wanted to know about the online world we love so much (and more) is cre­atively show­cased in this fan­tas­tic ani­ma­tion. An absolute ‘must see!’

http://www.vimeo.com/9641036
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Balmbastic Lips!!!

As you can see [with a lot of my post titles], I’m a big fan of the whole “play on words” thing! I just fig­ure they’re more enter­tain­ing to read, plus they’re fun to come up with :) . But any­ways, on to the main subject…

Have you (and I mean ladies) ever used those famous lip balms that plump your lips? I’m sure a lot of you have either tried them or even often use them. To tell you hon­estly, I haven’t yet, but I’ve been dying to see what a “Jolie” style mouth would look like on me. Well, maybe not dying to…but I am curious.

My friend, who shall remain name­less [but who knows I’m writ­ing this about her as she was kind enough to send me the pic­tures — good sport!] had the mis­for­tune of try­ing one of Sephora’s reg­u­lar lip glosses. It turns out that she may have been aller­gic to some ingre­di­ent or other because believe you me when I tell ya, the sight wasn’t pretty — but def­i­nitely laugh out loud funny ;) !

So with­out fur­ther ado, I present you with an image of my friend’s boom­bas­tic lips a lit­tle while after she tried on the gloss. Granted, they look a bit gross, but again, still hilar­i­ous and worth shar­ing! Need­less to say that she didn’t leave the house for 2 days and wore a base­ball cap on the third. Yah, as if that’s gonna’ take the focus off those mama’s!

Oh, and here’s a teeny tiny pic­ture of the infa­mous gloss.

Any­thing like this ever hap­pen to you or some­one you know? Post your comments.

*Note: This is only one person’s counter effect of the prod­uct. It should not be assumed that any­one who will use this brand of lip gloss will expe­ri­ence this. Regard­less though; Sephora still rocks!

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Madoff Made Off with Millions of My Money!

What a title! It kinda sounds like a tongue twister. It was either that or “Mad­off Made Off with Much of My Money.” But then I real­ized, who cares?! Cause this post has noth­ing to do with tongue twisters or that scum bag!

I’ve come across sev­eral ver­sions of this title on the inter­net, and it got me think­ing, how truly per­fect Bernie’s name suits his for­mer “pro­fes­sion” of: swindler, thief, crook, low life…so I became curi­ous and did a lit­tle dig­ging to find out what other famous peo­ple had names as such and whether there was a term to describe it.

A lit­tle bit of research led me to the con­cept of nom­i­na­tive deter­min­ism; the the­ory that “a person’s name is given an influ­en­tial role in reflect­ing key attrib­utes of his job, pro­fes­sion or gen­eral life.” Very sim­i­lar to this are Per­fect Fit Last Names (PFLN) or aptronyms; a word coined by Amer­i­can news­pa­per colum­nist, Franklin P. Adams that refers to “a name that matches the occu­pa­tion or char­ac­ter of its’ owner, often in a humor­ous or ironic way.”

Time­less author, Charles Dick­ens, was famous for *‘aptro-naming’ char­ac­ters in his nov­els. His best friend and biog­ra­pher, John Forster said that Dick­ens made “char­ac­ters real exis­tences, not by describ­ing them, but by let­ting them describe them­selves;” e.g. Ebenezer Scrooge, Edwin Drood, Peck­sniff, M’Choakumchild…

John Bunyan’s 1678 novel, The Pilgrim’s Progress is another exam­ple, as it includes fic­tional aptronyms such as Mr. Talk­a­tive and Mr. Worldly Wiseman.

Other great exam­ples of famous names that illus­trate these 2 ideas (nom­i­na­tive deter­min­ism and aptronyms) are:

  • William Wordsworth — poet
  • Sally Ride — astronaut
  • Usain Bolt — Jamaican sprinter and Olympic Gold Medalist
  • Rus­sell Brain — neurologist
  • Marc Rich — bil­lion­aire financier
  • Bob Rock — rock music producer
  • Anna Smash­nova — ten­nis player
  • Larry Speakes — White­house spokesman under pres­i­dent Ronald Reagan
  • Dal­las Raines — meteorologist
  • Lord Jus­tice Laws — a judge in the Court of Appeal
  • Alan Ball — Eng­lish foot­ball player
  • Layne Beach­ley — Aus­tralian world cham­pion surfer
  • Lake Speed — for­mer Nascar driver
  • Mar­garet Spellings — Edu­ca­tion Sec­re­tary under George W. Bush
  • Chris Mon­ey­maker — accoun­tant and win­ner of the 2003 World Series of Poker
  • Chuck Long — for­mer NFL quarterback
  • Mar­tin Short — actor/comedian
  • Thomas Crap­per — san­i­tary­ware manufacturer
  • Mi Suk Yang — pros­ti­tute arrested in Georgia

Ok, I think you get the idea!

Do you know of any oth­ers? Post your comments.

*Note:‘aptro-naming’ is not a real word.

[image credit: www.tucsoncitizen.com]

[sources: Wikipedia, David Purdue’s Charles Dick­ens Page, Hub­pages]

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Google My Ride!

It may look like a psy­che­delic ver­sion of a “Pimp My Ride” mobile…but it’s not! It’s none other than Asif Hus­sain Shah’s taxi! WHO/WHAT? A Pak­istani cab dri­ver turned author. Just Google him and see for yourself…I sure as heck did! Oh, and if that’s not enough, you can also YouTube him and watch the 5 minute doc­u­men­tary [with “Mem­o­ries” from “Cats” play­ing in the back­ground] about his book,“For Hire”; a nar­ra­tion of his per­sonal expe­ri­ences with thou­sands of cus­tomers dur­ing his last 15 years of cab dri­ving in Islamabad.

My Thoughts:

  1. One of the most orig­i­nal (if not best) Google ad inte­gra­tion I’ve ever seen.
  2. No need to be high on ‘shrooms’ to fully expe­ri­ence this trip!
  3. If I ever need a cab in Islam­abad, he’ll be the first per­son I call.
  4. Goes to show what a bit of ded­i­ca­tion and hard work can lead to.
  5. Google bet­ter be spon­sor­ing his book and LIFE!
  6. Very inspir­ing — way to go Asif!

[image credit (1&2): Farooq Naeem/AFP/Getty Images-via Jalop­nik]

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Homemade Flying Hovercraft

@aplusk — aka Ash­ton Kutcher — has once again pointed me (and another another 4 mil­lion plus peo­ple) in the direc­tion of this absolutely awe­some video of a home­made fly­ing hov­er­craft. In the 1 minute video from YouTube, New Zealand mechanic Rudy Hee­man shows off his lat­est garage inven­tion — a 2 pas­sen­ger hov­er­craft which takes off when it reaches 70 km per hour [the first of its kind]. Oh, and it’s FOR SALE (or will be soon) for about $13,000!

All I can say is: Wow…I want one + a life jacket :)Any­one else?

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Make Secure Donations to Chile Quake Relief

If you’ve got the means and would like to chip in to help earthquake-rattled Chile, below is a list of ways to do so. Although the quake’s death toll is nowhere near that of Haiti’s, Chile will still need tons of human­i­tar­ian aid and finan­cial sup­port to:

  1. Help the 500,000 + peo­ple who are now homeless
  2. Rebuild infra­struc­ture

From your mobile:

Much like it did with the Hait­ian relief effort, the Mobile Giv­ing Foun­da­tion has launched an SMS cam­paign for micro-donations of $5 and $10. So if you live in the United States, go ahead and send a text mes­sage to any one of these numbers.

Online Dona­tions:

To donate online, you can visit any one of the fol­low­ing websites:

[image credit: www.gogamingiant.com]

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Massive Earthquake Hits Chile

Feb. 27 at 3:34 am (local time):

Click on image to enlarge.

Another dev­as­tat­ing earth­quake has struck; only this time, it’s Chile. The 8.8 mag­ni­tude quake, one of the strongest ever recorded, shook the coun­try for about a minute and a half caus­ing wide­spread dam­age and trig­ger­ing a tsunami warn­ing across the Pacific [most of Cen­tral and South America].

The US has already started evac­u­at­ing the shore­line com­mu­ni­ties of Hawaii as a Tsunami is prob­a­ble to arrive within the next few hours.

Accord­ing to Chile’s national emer­gency office, at least 120 peo­ple have been killed so far. Although the force of this earth­quake is about 800 to 1,000 times stronger than the one that struck Haiti last month, the destruc­tion and death toll [by early esti­mates] seems lower.

Boston.com’s “The Big Pic­ture”, has col­lected some incred­i­ble yet dis­turb­ing images of the after­math. You can see the full gallery of images here.

nittyGriddy would like to express it’s deep­est sym­pa­thies to the fam­i­lies and friends of those who were killed in this tragic event. My thoughts are with all those who are suf­fer­ing and have been left home­less. God Bless.

[image credit: The New York Times — Maps by: Erin Aigner, Joe Burgess, Ali­cia Desan­tis, Xaquin G.V., Ser­gio Pecanha, Archie TSE and Char­lie Williams]

[sources: Times Online, CNN, Boing­Bo­ing]

*Update: Author­i­ties have can­celled the tsunami warn­ing in Hawaii after waves appeared much smaller than expected.

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Top 20 Facebook Messages: My Hit List

It’s incred­i­ble the effect a Face­book pro­file pic­ture has on peo­ple. When you upload or update one [depend­ing on your pri­vacy set­tings], your entire list of “friends” gets to know about it — which in turn usu­ally results in a pleas­ant bom­bard­ment of either approv­ing mes­sages and thumbs up’s or sar­cas­tic remarks; but, let’s be honest…you gen­er­ally enjoy get­ting them.

How­ever [and once again depend­ing on the set­tings you have], “the oth­ers” or the non-friends, also get their shot at you (whether you update or not). But these guys go straight to your inbox. And here, you will read words that will either put a smile on your face or bring tears to your eyes from laugh­ing so hard! You will be ser­e­naded or even wor­shiped; you will come out to seem as Shakespear’s muse or Megan Fox’s twin sis­ter; you will get any­thing from phone num­ber requests and mar­riage pro­pos­als to the ever so pop­u­lar “let’s chat on MSN”, “are you a model?”, “are we related?” and “we have 33 friends in com­mon, do we know each other?”. Ah yes, the incred­i­ble power of a pro­file pic­ture! And although you know that the mes­sage has prob­a­bly been sent to another 1000 women just like you, what you do from there is com­pletely up to you. As for me, I smile, laugh, smirk, zap, what­ever… and then… I click NEXT.

Mind you, your pic­ture doesn’t even have to be great. You don’t need to look like a super model (although I’m sure you’d see your inbox crash if you did); it pretty much doesn’t mat­ter what you look like, because after all, there are tastes to suit every palate and drinks to quench every kind of thirst.

I actu­ally went back and forth a hun­dred times in my head before decid­ing to actu­ally write this post and another hun­dred times before press­ing PUBLISH. I’m not the type who reveals stuff about oth­ers, and I have no inten­tion of doing so — EVER [about the peo­ple I know]! But I thought it would be fun to read some of the more cre­ative mes­sages I’ve received from peo­ple I don’t know since I’ve been on Face­book. They’re all anony­mous of course but in case you read one that sounds famil­iar then… ooops, sorry. I won’t tell if you don’t ;) !

Here they are!  nittyGriddy’s Top 20 Inbox Mes­sages (in no par­tic­u­lar order):

Are you for real? Cause either way you sound like Prince Freakin’ Charming!

LOL!!!

Kinda’ sounds like a song. Either way thank you — very sweet.

Am I sit­ting at a bar? Is this pick up line from a movie?

I think you’re the true poet my friend, not me!

Thank you Dr. Freud.

What? Me make confusion!

This one’s actu­ally from a girl. Thanks, but no thanks!

A rebel at heart! Song or poem?

I say No!

You have strange name too! Can’t help you, but keep search­ing and ye shall find what you seek.

Rou­tine? What you say?

My per­sonal favorite. Thank you Dear Brotha’!

I think: 1) I’m not Egypt­ian. 2) Good luck! 3) What the heck is a mature friendship?

One word for you: DICTIONARY!

You didn’t dis­turb me. Very kind mes­sage — thank you.

Huh?

Do you mean COLOR? Thanks — but a bit creepy!

Thank you very much. But unfor­tu­nately, I NO agree.

(In French) Impres­sive CV. Well spo­ken. Elo­quently writ­ten. But sounds like a per­sonal ad in the classifieds.

There you have it peo­ple. My Top 20 Hit List!

Do you have any good FB mes­sages worth shar­ing? Or any­thing to say about these? Post your comments.


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The Lebanese Blogosphere: Blogs to Blog About!

Being rel­a­tively new to the blo­gos­phere, I tend to dis­cover and learn new things about blog­ging every­day. Not only that, but the amount of ran­dom knowl­edge I’ve accu­mu­lated over the last cou­ple of months (from research­ing), is sim­ply ridicu­lous; in a good and valu­able sort of way. The best part though, is that I come across new and dif­fer­ent blogs all the time; some, I quickly scan whereas oth­ers, I deem wor­thy of read­ing and shar­ing. This post is the first of many to come — about blogs that I think are worth blog­ging about!

On that note, I would like to share with you 3 blogs that recently grabbed my atten­tion. They’re extremely dif­fer­ent from one another and each is unique in its’ own way. How­ever, they do have one thing in com­mon; one degree of sep­a­ra­tion. Each one led me to the next through either a post or a blogroll. You can even say that it was some­what of a domino effect.

Yal­laS­tartup

I was in a casual meet­ing last week with a few of the folks over at Cre8mania [one of the top-notch multi-media design stu­dios I know and have worked with], when one of their ‘techies’ showed me Yal­laS­tartup;  a site which “aims to fos­ter early stage entre­pre­neur­ship in the MENA region.” They focus on knowl­edge shar­ing, com­mu­nity build­ing and men­tor­ship as well as assist you in find­ing fruit­ful investments.

My Opin­ion:

A use­ful and instruc­tive blog with a com­pre­hen­sive and inter­ac­tive Q&A sec­tion as well as sev­eral “ask the expert” posts — with guest authors answer­ing rel­e­vant questions.

To learn more about entre­pre­neur­ship, click here.

Maya’s Amal­gam

While read­ing bits and pieces of Yal­laS­tartup, I came across a blog­ger they men­tioned, Maya Zank­oul, whose fan­tas­tic art work was show­cased in one of their most recent posts. This super tal­ented 22 year old girl is a Lebanese Graphic/Web Designer and Illus­tra­tor whose knack for artis­tic expres­sion and cre­ativ­ity is sim­ply won­der­ful. Her col­or­ful and com­i­cal sketches are inter­pre­ta­tions of her per­sonal life occur­rences which I dare say ring true for many of us.

My Opin­ion:

Extremely enter­tain­ing and artis­tic. If you’re look­ing to hire a free­lance designer with a sense of humor and orig­i­nal­ity, don’t waste any more time — Maya’s your girl!

To check out Maya’s [awe­some] Amal­gam, click here.

Qifa Nabki

While going through Maya’s list of blogs she likes and sup­ports, I came across Qifa Nabki; a blog about Lebanese pol­i­tics, his­tory and cul­ture that is run and writ­ten by Har­vard PhD stu­dent, Elias Muhanna. Qifa Nabki is very well writ­ten and thought-provoking with numer­ous con­tro­ver­sial topics.

My Opin­ion:

“An excel­lent source to learn more about Lebanon’s polit­i­cal sys­tem, sit­u­a­tion, con­spir­a­cies and play­ers — includ­ing insight­ful cov­er­age and opin­ions on cur­rent events from a highly informed and edu­cated standpoint.”

To read intel­lec­tual arti­cles on Lebanese pol­i­tics, click here.

That’s all for now folks, but stay tuned for more Blogs to Blog About! :)

*Note: I would like to thank Elie from Yal­laS­tartup, Maya from Maya’s Amal­gam and Elias from Qifa Nabki for send­ing me their respec­tive logos for me to include in this piece.

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Avatar Protest in the West Bank

Unless you live under a rock some­where, you’re aware of the end­less clashes between Israeli’s and Palestinian’s in the West Bank — actu­ally pretty much any­where in the coun­try. Well, this par­tic­u­lar protest which took place about 10 days ago, had a rather cin­e­matic approach. Pales­tin­ian demon­stra­tors from a small vil­lage painted them­selves blue and dressed up like the oppressed aliens from the block­buster movie, Avatar as a way to draw a par­al­lel between their strug­gle and that of the film’s alien char­ac­ters. The 5 pro­test­ers, includ­ing 3 Israeli’s, marched up to the army block­ade in full Na’vi gear as they chanted for an end to the occu­pa­tion of their lands. Israeli forces, who were sur­prised at first, responded by fir­ing numer­ous rounds of tear gas and sound grenades at them.

Take a look at these incred­i­bly cap­ti­vat­ing images from The Guardian.

The pro­test­ers in full Na’vi gear.

Wav­ing the Pales­tin­ian flag.

One of the demon­stra­tors using a plas­tic bag to shield him­self from the tear gas.

A pro­tester at the barrier.

[image credit (all): www.guardian.co.uk]

[sources: The Lede-The New York Times News Blog, Aol News]

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Top 3 Naked Sports

I’m gonna’ keep the writ­ing to a bare (ooops Freudian slip?) min­i­mum on this one! After all, I think the title alone is self-explanatory and your eyes will prob­a­bly go straight to the pic­tures. That’s if they haven’t already :) . So I could pretty much write any­thing here and most of you wouldn’t even notice. I dluoc neve etirw sdrawk­cab dna uoy t’ndluow evig owt stihs I. Dear John, bla bla bla. Fill­ing up text space… Bla bla bla…Enjoy!

Top­less Sledging

These poor girls look so cold and tired train­ing for the Win­ter Olympics!

Lin­gerie Bowl

Lin­gerie Foot­ball League: Pey­ton Manning’s got nothin’ on you!

Look, they play too! Just in case you thought they only posed for pics.

World Naked Bike Ride

Ouch!!!


[image credit: (top­less sledg­ing) metro.co.uk]

[image credit: (lin­gerie bowl 1&2) sun-sentinel.com]

[image credit: (world naked bike ride) yesbutnotbutyes.com]

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Facebook Facts & Figures

Feb­ru­ary 4th was Facebook’s 6th birth­day. Yes, believe it or not, the social net­work­ing titan and the most talked about web­site [actu­ally, the most talked about any­thing] in the world, is a measly 6 years old! I think that Har­vard dropout and boy genius Mark Zucker­berg as well as his room­mates do more than just pat them­selves on the back. Hell, I’d prob­a­bly be walk­ing around with a head the size of Jupiter. Come to think about it, I’d prob­a­bly have a coun­try house there as well. Any­ways my point is: that in a lit­tle over 5 years, Face­book grew from hav­ing 1 mil­lion users to an astound­ing 400 mil­lion. At this rate, by next year, Face­book could poten­tially sur­pass Microsoft Live’s net­work which cur­rently has more than 500 mil­lion users.

Before I move on to the main attrac­tion — the 2 info­graph­ics — here are a few ran­dom yet inter­est­ing facts about Face­book which I found in an arti­cle writ­ten by Edwin in Decem­ber 2009 on Fly­trap Games.

  • Facebook’s top appli­ca­tion, Far­mVille, is more pop­u­lar than Twit­ter (a fact that Far­mVille made sure to state when they recently won the “Social Net­work­ing Game of the Year” award). See nittyGriddy’s arti­cle about Far­mVille.
  • 35 mil­lion active users update their sta­tus boxes everyday.
  • Face­book has its’ own unique asso­ci­ated psy­cho­log­i­cal con­di­tion known as “Face­book Addic­tion Disorder”.
  • Face­book is the 2nd most pop­u­lar key­word on Google glob­ally.
  • 1.4 mil­lion pho­tos are updated to Face­book every second.
  • Michael Jackson’s page is the most pop­u­lar one on Face­book with over 10 mil­lion fans.

I came across 2 fan­tas­tic info­graph­ics which bet­ter por­tray the behe­moth site that is Face­book. The first was made by ping­dom and is rather sim­ple and straight to the point with big and impres­sive num­bers; whereas the sec­ond, made exclu­sively for Mash­able by Muham­mad Saleem (a social media con­sul­tant), is more detailed as it explores Facebook’s growth over the last 6 years. Both are def­i­nitely worth view­ing as they present indis­putable evi­dence that Face­book is indeed the ulti­mate power house when it comes to social media.

To view the full size ver­sion of this image directly on pingdom’s web­site, click here.


To view the full size ver­sion of this image directly on Mashable’s web­site, click here.


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The Sh*** My Dad Says Made Me Famous [nG’s 100th POST]

*Twit­terati - as defined by the Urban Dic­tio­nary: The Tweet elite, whose feeds attract thou­sands of fol­low­ers and whose 140-character spews cap­ture the atten­tion of the rapt who doggedly mon­i­tor them.

*Twit­terati — as defined by PCMag.com: The Twit­ter upper crust. The tweet writ­ers who have thou­sands of followers.

Now that you’re famil­iar with the term Twit­terati (in case you weren’t already), I can go on and tell you about 29 year old Justin Halpern aka @shitmydadsays — the Twit­terati whose claim to fame is the funny shit his 74 year old dad says — that he (Justin) one day intel­li­gently decided to start tweet­ing. Today, Justin boasts over 1.1 mil­lion avid Twit­ter fol­low­ers who anx­iously wait for ‘Papa Halpern’ to open his mouth! And if that’s not impres­sive enough, he’s also been fea­tured in numer­ous arti­cles and inter­viewed by the well known online mag­a­zine, Maxim.com.

But the biggest bang is yet to come. His immensely pop­u­lar twit­ter account is about to be turned into a TV sit­com with William Shat­ner [Denny Crane from “Boston Legal”] star­ring as ‘the larger-than-life dad who speaks his mind.’ WOW, a pretty amaz­ing accom­plish­ment for a 29 year old guy who lives at home with his par­ents! So folks, if you’ve been striv­ing to accu­mu­late Twit­ter fol­low­ers, become famous and suc­ceed by work­ing hard every­day, why keep sweat­ing? Instead, find a wickedly funny fam­ily mem­ber or friend whose com­ments you can regur­gi­tate on Twit­ter, Face­book, Digg and all the other social sites out there.

But seri­ously though, well done Justin! Awe­some idea, amaz­ing dad and some insanely funny shit! You just gained another fol­lower (Moi) on your gigan­tic list ;) .

And to show you just how hys­ter­i­cal some of these com­ments are, here are a few.

“Nah, we don’t cel­e­brate it. Don’t know who St. Valen­tine was, don’t give a shit, and doubt he wants peo­ple screw­ing in his memory.”

STOP apol­o­giz­ing. You’re sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife.”

“Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christ­mas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Oth­er­wise tough shit.”

“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Any­body can do that.”

“Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fuck­ing food. Why’s he gotta do a trick first? YOU don’t have to do shit before YOU eat.”

“Ten­nessee is nice. The first time I vom­ited was in ten­nessee, I think.”

“Here’s a straw­berry, sorry for fart­ing near you…Hey! Either take the straw­berry and stop bitch­ing, or no straw­berry, that’s the deal.”

“Your brother brought his baby over this morn­ing. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”

For more of these sidesplit­ting state­ments, fol­low @shitmydadsays on Twitter!

[image credit: Justin Halpern’s Twit­ter account]

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And the Winner is…FarmVille!

See­ing the mas­sive pop­u­lar­ity of Zynga’s Far­mVille on Face­book, it’s no sur­prise that it took home the Social Net­work­ing Game of the Year award at the 13th Annual Inter­ac­tive Achieve­ments Awards this past Thurs­day at the Red Rock Resort in Las Vegas.

Nom­i­nees for this award included, PopCat’s Bejew­eled Blitz, Codebell’s Farm­town and Playfish’s Restau­rant City. With over 80 mil­lion monthly active users, Far­mVille is by far the largest of the gang and clearly proved to be in a league of its’ own.

Some other games that won awards are:

  • Naughty Dog’s Unchar­tered 2: Among Thieves for: Game of the Year, Out­stand­ing Achieve­ment in Ani­ma­tion, Out­stand­ing Achieve­ment in Visual Engi­neer­ing and a cou­ple others.
  • Har­monix Music Sys­tems The Bea­t­les: Rock Band for: Fam­ily Game of the Year
  • EA Canada’s FIFA Soc­cer 10 for: Sports Game of the Year
  • 5th Cell Media’s Scrib­ble­nauts for: Out­stand­ing Inno­va­tion in Gaming
  • Infin­ity Ward’s Call of Duty: Mod­ern War­fare 2 for: Action Game of the Year

Do you play Far­mville? What other games do you play that you think deserve an award? Post your comments.

[image credit: vator.tv]

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nittyGriddy Gets a Makeover!

Hello Every­one,

As you can see (if you’ve been here before), nittyGriddy’s been slightly retouched and fresh­ened up! Thanks to the won­der­ful peo­ple over at Cre8mania, espe­cially Con­stan­tine — aka Costa — who put up with my inde­ci­sive­ness and my look­ing over his shoul­der for a cou­ple days [pre­tend­ing to under­stand all the CSS stuff and other tech­ni­cal jar­gon], nittyGriddy is now using a new and mod­i­fied ver­sion of the Mod­ern Style Theme for Word­Press by Flexi Themes. Although it’s not a com­plete make-over, it’s just what was needed to bet­ter reflect the spirit, per­son­al­ity and style of my logo and blog in gen­eral. We’re (mean­ing Costa) still tweak­ing a few things here and there and should be all set by next week, but this is pretty much it.

I’d love to hear what you think so go ahead and speak your mind. Post your com­ments or answer the poll — fur­ther down on the right hand side of the site.

Other than that, have a great weekend.

Cheers,

Griddy

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The Photoshop Effect: Reality Bites!

Ever won­der how celebri­ties look so good and per­fect in mag­a­zines? Not one bit of extra fat or cel­lulite, not one sun spot, blem­ish, pim­ple or unwanted hair! Ever won­der why your lat­est, dig­i­tal 12.1 megapixel Canon doesn’t deliver the same ‘pic­ture per­fect’ look? Why you look…well, just like you?!

Watch this video from diet.com where Sarah inves­ti­gates the awe­some yet deceiv­ing effects of retouch­ing with Pho­to­shop. Dis­cover the truth behind celebri­ties look­ing a lit­tle too WOW in pictures.

A step by step trans­for­ma­tion of Sarah by a pro­fes­sional pho­tog­ra­pher using Adobe Pho­to­shop. Now I’m think­ing “hmm, nat­ural me vs. per­fect me?” ;)

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*Thank you H.E for bring­ing this video to my attention.

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4 Year Old Cheeseburger from McDonald’s: To Eat or Not to Eat?

Time and time again, we’ve heard about the unhealthy and low grade ingre­di­ents that McDonald’s uses in their famous and some­what tasty meals. Many of us have seen films such as Mor­gan Spurlock’s “Super Size Me”, and yet we con­tinue to super size our orders in turn super siz­ing our body mass, calo­rie count and cho­les­terol lev­els! What is so unhealthy about McDonald’s? Does McDonald’s play a role in the increas­ing spread of obe­sity in the United States? These types of ques­tions and more are answered in this short, eye-opening interview-style doc­u­men­tary made by diet.com.

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*Thank you H.E for bring­ing this video to my atten­tion :) .

Will you con­tinue eat­ing McDonald’s now that you’ve seen this? Post your comments.

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Flying for Dummies [Updated]

I orig­i­nally pub­lished this post on Feb. 12 — but I’ve updated it by adding another pic­ture of the famous Kul­ula info­graphic plane as well as a few more cheeky labels.

as if fly­ing wasn’t fright­en­ing enough these days, one air­line decided to scare the crap out of its’ pas­sen­gers even more, by paint­ing an idiot’s guide to avi­a­tion on the exte­rior of its’ plane. kul­ula, a bud­get south african air­line, has dec­o­rated one of their new boe­ing 737-800s into an idiot’s guide to air­craft mechan­ics. i can under­stand a big, highly rec­og­nized air­line doing this for laughs and orig­i­nal­ity points; but an african air­line? really? do they not have a shaky rep­u­ta­tion as it is?

maybe i’m being a bit harsh, cause the design really does look very cool.

but enough said…you need to see this for yourself!

other cheeky labels on the plane include:

  • the big cheese — for where the pilot sits
  • avion­ics (fancy nav­i­ga­tions stuff)
  • black box (which is actu­ally orange)
  • loo (mile high club ini­ti­a­tion chamber)
  • wing #1 and wing #2
  • engine #1 and #2 (26,000 pounds of thrust)
  • back door (no bribery/corruption here)
  • seats (bet­ter than taxi seats)
  • rud­der (the steer­ing thingy)
  • fuel tanks (the go-go juice)

i have to admit that kul­ula gets an a+ + for instruc­tive­ness and orig­i­nal­ity but a big fat f for fright­en­ing the f%#@ out of its’ passengers!

[image cred­its: 1 - metro.co.uk, 2 — via www.coolinfographics.com]

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A Tour of the International Space Station

The Inter­na­tional Space Sta­tion (ISS) is an inter­na­tion­ally devel­oped satel­lite which is cur­rently being assem­bled in low orbit earth. Con­struc­tion of the sta­tion began in 1998 and is expected to be com­plete by 2011. The ISS is a joint project and is oper­ated by 5 par­tic­i­pat­ing agen­cies: the Amer­i­can National Aero­nau­tics and Space Admin­is­tra­tion (NASA), the Russ­ian Fed­eral Space Agency (RKA),the Euro­pean Space Agency (ESA), the Cana­dian Space Agency (CSA) and the Japan Aero­space Explo­ration Agency (JAXA).

To learn more about the Inter­na­tional Space Sta­tion project, visit NASA’s web­site.

Take a tour of the sta­tion by watch­ing this video that was posted on YouTube just last week. It’s def­i­nitely “out of this world!”

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