Where do I begin?

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According to numerous experiements and field studies that have been conducted over the last century by some of the world’s greatest scientific scholars and geniuses, it has been concluded that:

A gas leak smells like – rotten eggs

Gas passed from an animal’s rectum smells like – sh…t

Seeing that this ground breaking information has finally been released to the public, I say to you my fellow mates from down under…

What the heck do you feed your porkers? I mean really, how duping and strong can the smell of one animal’s toot actually be? Okay, so maybe I’m not that familiar with the smell of a pig’s fart (and I’m quite grateful for that matter) but unless that cute little 260 pound bacon bite had an omelette for breakfast, then his fart should smell like… well…shit!

*Food for Thought:

1) You are a farmer who lives on a farm

2) You live on that farm with animals, including pigs…

Did the foul odor really strike you as being strange? Seriously – what does your farm usually smell like – roses?

I just hope that those 15 firefighters and their 2 trucks were able to get rid of the stench!

Anyways, enough said. Read about babes’s baffling butt burps for yourself by clicking on the link below!

Pig Farts Spark Australia gas Scare