Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…
Did you seriously think I’d post a Children’s Christmas rhyme?! Far from it!
While everyone’s out shopping for last minute gifts, I decided to rummage the internet and collect 12 bundles of my favorite weird and wacky stories.
A christmas gift from me to you…
12 Naked Nutjobs
- naked man in tokyo (pictured above)
- naked man found tied to a rock
- drunk, naked tourist wakes up in wrong room
- naked burglar cooks dinner
- naked man in high heels
- drunk, naked driver crashes into car while masturbating
- naked hiking day
- naked highway jumper
- naked trio sexing in car
- naked sex cult leader flees police
- woman mistook naked thief for husband
- naked thief stuck in tesco chimney
11 eBay Auctions
- a fully functional kidney
- a boy’s virginity
- a baby boy
- a grandma
- a man’s life
- a serial killer’s fingernails
- justin timberlake’s french toast
- high iq sperm
- his mistress’s panties
- one night with my wife
- an 11 inch penis
10 Biggest Foods
- 330 foot sushi roll
- world’s longest pizza
- giant spanish salad
- record breaking burger
- largest plate of hummus
- world guacamole record
9 Animal Sex Perverts
- horse sex pervert news overload
- peta, perverts and horses
- furring
- 71 year old accused of horse sex
- busted for bestiality
- chef has sex with goat
- pervert caught having sex with pig
- soldier arrested for having sex with donkey
- woman arrested for bestiality
8 Strange Sports
- underwater hockey
- zorbing
- the north american wife carrying championships
- the redneck games
- the world gravy wrestling championships
- extreme ironing
7 Stupid Smugglers
- woman arrested with drug vibrator
- cocaine smuggler caught because of bulging belly
- smuggler caught with sockfuls of snakes taped to his chest
- man smuggles turtles in box labeled scorpions
- smuggler caught with pigeons in pants
- smuggler caught with cocaine cast
- dumb smuggler gets caught with cocaine in golf clubs
- pregnant monkey smuggler
6 Dumb Criminals
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6522532447785743437
- stupid burglars reply to sms from stolen phone
- convenient store thief trips over trousers
- dumbass burglar robs security camera store
5 Drunk Drivers
- drunk driver runs over himself
- drunk in the saddle
- drunk idiot reports marijuana theft
- drunk driver calls police on herself
- wasted guy buying beer
4 Evil Elves
- accused knicker thief thinks he’s an elf
- elf’s mall ho ho hoax
- bad elf arraigned in court
- santa robs bank to pay the elves
3 Dim-Witted Disguises
2 Ridiculous Lawsuits
- man sues michael jordan and nike for resemblance
- indian romeo sues unilever for not landing any women
and…a partridge in a pear tree? not quite!
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