where do i begin?

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accord­ing to numer­ous experiements and field stud­ies that have been con­ducted over the last cen­tury by some of the world’s great­est sci­en­tific schol­ars and geniuses, it has been con­cluded that:

a gas leak smells like — rot­ten eggs

gas passed from an animal’s rec­tum smells like — sh…t

see­ing that this ground break­ing infor­ma­tion has finally been released to the pub­lic, i say to you my fel­low mates from down under…

what the heck do you feed your pork­ers? i mean really, how dup­ing and strong can the smell of one animal’s toot actu­ally be? ok, so maybe im not that famil­iar with the smell of a pig’s fart (and i’m quite grate­ful for that mat­ter) but unless that cute lit­tle 260 pound bacon bite had an omelette for break­fast, then his fart should smell like… well…poop!

*food for thought:

1) you are a farmer who lives on a farm

2) you live on that farm with ani­mals, includ­ing pigs…

did the foul odor really strike you as being strange? seri­ously — what does your farm usu­ally smell like — roses?

i just hope that those 15 fire­fight­ers and their 2 trucks were able to get rid of the stench!

any­ways, enough said. read about babes’s baf­fling butt burps for your­self by click­ing on the link below!

http://ca.news.yahoo.com

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