Where do I begin?
According to numerous experiements and field studies that have been conducted over the last century by some of the world’s greatest scientific scholars and geniuses, it has been concluded that:
A gas leak smells like – rotten eggs
Gas passed from an animal’s rectum smells like – sh…t
Seeing that this ground breaking information has finally been released to the public, I say to you my fellow mates from down under…
What the heck do you feed your porkers? I mean really, how duping and strong can the smell of one animal’s toot actually be? Okay, so maybe I’m not that familiar with the smell of a pig’s fart (and I’m quite grateful for that matter) but unless that cute little 260 pound bacon bite had an omelette for breakfast, then his fart should smell like… well…shit!
*Food for Thought:
1) You are a farmer who lives on a farm
2) You live on that farm with animals, including pigs…
Did the foul odor really strike you as being strange? Seriously – what does your farm usually smell like – roses?
I just hope that those 15 firefighters and their 2 trucks were able to get rid of the stench!
Anyways, enough said. Read about babes’s baffling butt burps for yourself by clicking on the link below!