I am more and more convinced that our happiness or our unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.

Karl Wilhelm Von Humboldt
1767-1835, German Statesman, Philologist
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Posts Tagged ‘toy giraffe’

Drunk McHumping

how much must one guz­zle down to make the term ‘drunken stu­por’ the under­state­ment of the year?  i mean c’mon sean; a stuffed toy giraffe? was it the long slim neck and the soft spot­ted coat that tick­led your pickle…not once, but twice?
yes, you guessed it right! a highly ine­bri­ated 24 year old horn­dog by the […]

 
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