where do i begin?
accord­ing to numer­ous experiements and field stud­ies that have been con­ducted over the last cen­tury by some of the world’s great­est sci­en­tific schol­ars and geniuses, it has been con­cluded that:
a gas leak smells like — rot­ten eggs
gas passed from an animal’s rec­tum smells like — sh…t
see­ing that this ground break­ing infor­ma­tion has finally been released […]