I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

Dr. Seuss
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Drunk McHumping

how much must one guz­zle down to make the term ‘drunken stu­por’ the under­state­ment of the year?  i mean c’mon sean; a stuffed toy giraffe? was it the long slim neck and the soft spot­ted coat that tick­led your pickle…not once, but twice?
yes, you guessed it right! a highly ine­bri­ated 24 year old horn­dog by the […]

 
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