Every now and then, if I can’t sleep, I’ll look for ways to entertain myself until my eyes get tired. Usually, that entails: watching TV, eating junk food, reading comics, surfing the net to find new and interesting articles to post on this blog, rearranging the drawers in my night stand, counting sheep, whatever…you know […]
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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Archive for the ‘HUMOR’ Category
Balmbastic Lips!!!
March 5th, 2010
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As you can see [with a lot of my post titles], I’m a big fan of the whole “play on words” thing! I just figure they’re more entertaining to read, plus they’re fun to come up with . But anyways, on to the main subject…
Have you (and I mean ladies) ever used those famous […]
Vintage Advertising — Ah, the Good Old Days!
February 12th, 2010
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all i can say is that advertising has come a long way since the olden days! some ads that were acceptable in the past, would not be tolerated today, while others are simply funny or silly due to our value system which has radically changed.
take a look at some great vintage ads below — some […]
Cheese Sculptures
February 10th, 2010
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many of us have some sort of hobby that we enjoy — whether building model airplanes, racing cars, knitting, collecting stamps, taking pictures, blogging, whatever…
and some others have rather unusual hobbies or pastimes such as making sculptures out of cheese. oddly enough this kind of “art” has grown in popularity the last few years. i’ve […]
Head Humped by Sirocco the Parrot
February 2nd, 2010
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i understand your leg being humped by a dog — but your head being ‘pucked’ by a parrot? there’s just no words to speak!
it seems that horny little sirocco the kakapo [i’ll refrain from making a wise crack here ] achieved international fame after trying to mate with zoologist mark carwadine’s head on the bbc […]
Human Powered Ferris Wheel
February 1st, 2010
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i never cease to be amazed at the amount of craziness (yet oddly enough — resourcefulness) that exists in this world. i’m sure that many if not most of you have ridden a ferris wheel before, but i doubt you’ve ridden one quite like this! look on the bright side — you never need to […]
The Fresh Prince of the Darkside Pranks Christian TV Show
January 29th, 2010
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‘talk God’, a christian tv show in england, seems to be the target of a bored email prankster. you’d think the tv host would figure it out — after all, who on earth hasn’t seen the ‘fresh prince of bel air?’
See Through Face Piercing! WTF?
January 29th, 2010
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i don’t even know what category to place this post under! is it art? it’s definitely entertaining, yet pretty weird and wacky. and if this was a story about some forgotten tribe in the amazon somewhere, it would be kulture! either or — what the f##k was this girl thinking?
[image credit: zanypickle.com]
[sources: boingboing, trendhunter]
Customer Service? Hell No!
January 28th, 2010
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ever had to deal with the nightmare that is customer service? well, i assure you i have — and a few times! for the record — if you’re gonna’ put me on hold for 10 minutes (that actually feel like days) with crappy background music that stops every minute giving you hope that an actual […]
Fart Facts
January 19th, 2010
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i’m always up for learning new things — even if it’s random crap! and if that means adding a little bit of harmless ‘rude and crude’ subjects and images to this blog — so be it! this particular post takes a look at the facts about farts; why people do it, what causes them to […]
Weird & Wacky Inventions (Part 1)
January 2nd, 2010
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of the past…
finish portable sauna, 1962
motorized surfboard, 1948
for a peaceful? and effortless ride around the lake!
baby cage, 1937
priceless indeed! for when you want your kids to play outside but not on the bustling streets.
rainy day cigarette holder, 1954
heaven forbid you get your precious cigarette wet!
shower hood, 1970
ladies, rest easy…your make up is safe and sound! also practical to protect […]
Shake ‘It’ Like Beyonce!
December 31st, 2009
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dance your way to 2010! you have less than a day till the end of the year, yet all you need is 2 min to learn beyonce’s famous booty move and impress your friends. don’t be lazy, get up, find the mirror that’s closest to you and start practicing! afterall, how bad can you look? […]
Condoms Too Big for Indian Men!
December 30th, 2009
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a laugh out loud emoticon would not do justice to what my reaction was while reading this article on the bbc news website. seeing the self-explanatory title, i presume you have a relatively good idea of what this post will entail…yes, little indian tails!
a survey of more than 1,000 men has concluded that international size […]
950 Tries to Drive!
December 23rd, 2009
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i’m sure you’ve all heard it said at one time or another that asians can’t drive! maybe thats why you see so many of them on bicycles… or maybe it’s just a stereotype — i don’t know, you tell me after reading this story.
a south korean woman has been attempting to pass her written exam […]
Deck the House With Lights of Folly
December 19th, 2009
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christmas is right around the corner. only 6 more days till the big day.
your stockings are hung by the chimney with care, your snow flecked tree is adorned with ornaments and flair, your presents are all wrapped for your kids to tear — all in hopes that st. nick soon will be there! wow, this really […]
Miss Plastic Pageant
December 2nd, 2009
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are you serious?…as one of my good friends would so comically exclaim! as if the idea of having a miss plastic contest wasn’t nutty enough to begin with, the loss of one of the contestants was blamed at her boob overload. apparently, alexandra horvath’s new rack caused her to topple off her high heels and […]
Georgia Jail Goes Pink
December 1st, 2009
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it may look like barbie’s dollhouse, but i guarantee you, it isn’t… there’s no ken hiding in here!
the dolls inside this house are behind soon to be pink bars! georgia’s ben hill county jail is getting a new makeover that most inmates will not be thrilled about. pure pepto bismal pink is going to cover every […]
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