I understand your leg being humped by a dog – but your head being ‘pucked’ by a parrot? There’s just no words to speak!

It seems that horny little Sirocco the Kakapo [I'll refrain from making a wise crack here ] achieved international fame after trying to mate with zoologist Mark Carwadine’s head on the BBC show, “Last Chance to See.”

Sirocco, one of the 124 Kakapo’s still alive, was named a Conservation Ambassador by New Zealand’s Prime Minister, who stated that the bird’s celebrity status made him the ideal candidate for the role. Actually, his exact words were, “he’s very media-savvy, he’s got a world-wide fan base – they hang on every squawk that comes out of his beak.”

I’m sure this bird has gotten his share of tweets !

Watch as carwadine gets shagged by a rare parrot. It’s a definitely a big ‘laugh out loud’ moment – even for Stephen Fry!