are you serious?…as one of my good friends would so com­i­cally exclaim! as if the idea of hav­ing a miss plas­tic con­test wasn’t nutty enough to begin with, the loss of one of the con­tes­tants was blamed at her boob over­load. appar­ently, alexan­dra horvath’s new rack caused  her to top­ple off her high heels and injure her­self — all because she hadn’t got­ten use to the extra weight up top. in other words… she tipped over! at this point, the only image i have in my head is that of  the mean cow tip­ping game; where you sneak up on a sleep­ing, upright cow and push it over for fun.

what if hor­vath had won? if  she thought her hair exten­sions were a bit on the heavy side, then surely the weight of the crown would have knocked her over for good!

isn’t it enough that we already have to lis­ten to every ‘miss’ some­thing or other who has as much gen­eral knowl­edge as an ox, preach to us about world peace…and now this? what ques­tions would they even ask the con­tes­tants? ‘ms. budapest, can you tell us how your  big bossoms and plumpy lips will ben­e­fit you in giv­ing back to your community?

i mean really, what mas­ter­mind came up with the idea for this pageant? because if you ask me, in some f…ed up sort of way its absolutely bril­liant; not to men­tion the great expo­sure that the sur­geons will receive.

for those of you who live in the same coun­try as i do, you know exactly what i mean! if i’m not mis­taken, we rank 2nd in the world — after brazil– for plas­tic surg­eries. can you just imag­ine the scene if every pretty and proud plas­tic woman in town was to parade her­self up and down an aisle along­side her favorite sur­geon? i don’t think its a stage we’ll need… more like an olympic-sized standium!

i think we’ve got a gold­mine of an idea here (hint hint!)

on a more seri­ous and jus­ti­fi­able note though: the orig­i­nal idea behind the con­test was to show that surgery is not all about big breasts and bul­bous lips. i really think there is much truth to this, espe­cially when you con­sider the other, more press­ing rea­sons to have plas­tic surgery; how­ever, in this unfor­tu­nate and ironic twist of events, miss clumsy cup­cakes came close to dis­cred­it­ing the oth­er­wise valid nature of the contest’s orig­i­nal purpose.

there’s actu­ally a bit more to this plas­tic pageant story. under­stand­ably, i chose to focus on this occur­rence due to obvi­ous humor­ous reasons.

for the full facts and details, press on the direct link below.

http://www.metro.co.uk

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