I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Dr. Seuss
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Archive for December, 2009

New Year’s Resolutions…Make/Break?!

it’s that time of the year again, where you decide — as you have done for the last 10 years — that you are going to bet­ter your life by changing/quiting/lessening cer­tain things that you do. yes, 2010 is the year! even though it was sup­posed to be 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006…this time it’s different; […]

Shake ‘It’ Like Beyonce!

dance your way to 2010! you have less than a day till the end of the year, yet all you need is 2 min to learn beyonce’s famous booty move and impress your friends. don’t be lazy, get up, find the mir­ror that’s clos­est to you and start prac­tic­ing! after­all, how bad can you look? […]

The Odds of Being a Victim of Airborne Terror

after the most recent attempt to blow up a plane by the ‘under­wear idiot’,  the media has once again gone on an air­borne ter­ror frenzy. jesus diaz of giz­modo made this rather artis­tic and enter­tain­ing info­graphic by data col­lected from nate sil­ver from fivethirtyeight.com.

so, as you can see the odds of you being on a […]

Condoms Too Big for Indian Men!

a laugh out loud emoti­con would not do jus­tice to what my reac­tion was while read­ing this arti­cle on the bbc news web­site. see­ing the self-explanatory title, i pre­sume you have a rel­a­tively good idea of what this post will entail…yes, lit­tle indian tails!
a sur­vey of more than 1,000 men has con­cluded that inter­na­tional size […]

Google Phone — ‘Nexus One’ — Unveiled!

the much spo­ken of and awaited google phone — nexus one — will be revealed on jan­u­ary 5th at a google press con­fer­ence at their moun­tain view hq. the mys­tery to this htc made, android* pow­ered device, is finally draw­ing to an end, as pretty much every tech site and blog has man­aged to leak […]

New IPhone 4G Coming in 2010?

in the ever-growing and demand­ing world of tech­nol­ogy, one must attempt to remain up-to-date with all the new phone gen­er­a­tions. with all the hype about the google phone — nexus one — com­ing out this jan­u­ary, it’s no won­der that iphone would have some­thing in store as a come back. there’s just no end to […]

Super Chill Your Drink in 2 Minutes

have you ever run out of cold beer? or even a coke? there’s noth­ing worse than being in the mood for a cool refresh­ment to find that all you have left are the ones in the stor­age room.
at first sight, you’d prob­a­bly zap this post, cause the title really doesn’t sound that excit­ing. how­ever, if you […]

Shoes to Show!

as (m)any women will tell you, shoes are precious…just ask car­rie in ‘sex and the city’!
each shoe is like an indi­vid­ual work of art; and that is often why our invest­ment in them is scar­ily close to just that. from chanel to jimmy choo, louboutin to manolo blah­nik, dior to gucci; each pair is worth a […]

Drunk Drivers Exposed on Twitter…Fame or Shame?

natives of mont­gomery county, texas will be think­ing twice before get­ting behind the wheel drunk. if you get busted with a dwi this hol­i­day sea­son, your friends and neigh­bors are bound to hear about it on twit­ter. the local dis­trict attorney’s office has vowed to name and shame those arrested for drunk dri­ving on district […]

What Did Santa Get You?

the sea­son to be ‘ho ho ho’ is finally ho…ver!
for you not so naughty peo­ple who cel­e­brate christ­mas, i hope you had a won­der­ful night filled with jol­lies and goodies…and speak­ing of good­ies, per­haps you received the lat­est or coolest of some­thing or other: what was it?
did nit­ty­griddy read­ers get blackberry’s, iphones or droids?
what about a […]

7 Unusual Christmas Trees

world’s most expen­sive christmas tree

in 2006, sin­ga­pore jew­eler soo kee jew­ellry pro­duced the world’s most expen­sive christ­mas tree. it was encrusted with 21,798 glit­ter­ing dia­monds total­ing 913 carats, 3,762 crys­tal beads and 456 lights. it was 6 meters in height, weighed 3,215 kilos and was worth a lit­tle over 1 mil­lion usd.
upside down christmas tree

the upside to this […]

The 12 Comical’s of Christmas

twas the night before christ­mas when all through the house, not a crea­ture was stir­ring, not even a mouse…
did you really think i’d post a children’s christ­mas rhyme? far from it!
while everyone’s out shop­ping for last minute gifts, i decided to rum­mage the inter­net and col­lect 12 bun­dles of my favorite weird and wacky stories. […]

950 Tries to Drive!

i’m sure you’ve all heard it said at one time or another that asians can’t drive! maybe thats why you see so many of them on bicy­cles… or maybe it’s just a stereo­type — i don’t know, you tell me after read­ing this story.
a south korean woman has been attempt­ing to pass her writ­ten exam […]

IPhone You Free

peo­ple are always look­ing for ways to save money; even if it means crack­ing a few codes and fool­ing the sys­tem. and if you live in lebanon, you know that no one does this bet­ter than the lebanese. this teeny tiny coun­try off the mediter­ranean coast excels in every­thing that has to do with swiping […]

Deck the House With Lights of Folly

christ­mas is right around the cor­ner. only 6 more days till the big day.
your stock­ings are hung by the chim­ney with care, your snow flecked tree is adorned with orna­ments and flair, your presents are all wrapped for your kids to tear — all in hopes that st. nick soon will be there! wow, this really […]

How To Make A Metal Detector

so you’re strolling along the beach and you stum­ble across a rusty old coin which looks like it dates back to the early 16th cen­tury. although it prob­a­bly doesn’t you sim­ply decide that  its from that time period because a wave of intel­li­gence has sud­denly struck you and your long lost pas­sion of becom­ing a […]

Forgive Me Fan(s), For I Was Off!

for those very, very few of you read­ing this blog, i would like to apol­o­gize for not keep­ing it updated this past week. if you read my ‘ohh, paris paris’ post, im sure you must have fig­ured out where i was; and obvi­ously on vaca­tion. although i would have loved to spend my time researching […]

Ever Wonder How To…

there are times when bore­dom strikes and you find that you have absolutely noth­ing to do!
you’ve zapped through every chan­nel on tv and there’s noth­ing good on,
you’ve watched all your new movies,
you’ve read all your mag­a­zines 3 times,
you’re too tired to get dressed and too lazy to go out,
you’re too much of a pro­cras­ti­na­tor to work on a project […]

Ahh, Paris Paris’

tis’ the sea­son to be jolly in the city of lights… 
griddy here; report­ing live from paris.
it is no won­der why they call it the most beau­ti­ful city in the world; the more you go the more you real­ize that every quar­ter, every avenue, every street, every mon­u­ment, every build­ing, every bou­tique, every cafe, every park, […]

Miss Plastic Pageant

are you serious?…as one of my good friends would so com­i­cally exclaim! as if the idea of hav­ing a miss plas­tic con­test wasn’t nutty enough to begin with, the loss of one of the con­tes­tants was blamed at her boob over­load. appar­ently, alexan­dra horvath’s new rack caused  her to top­ple off her high heels and […]

Georgia Jail Goes Pink

it may look like barbie’s doll­house, but i guar­an­tee you, it isn’t… there’s no ken hid­ing in here!
the dolls inside this house are behind soon to be pink bars! georgia’s ben hill county jail is get­ting a new makeover that most inmates will not be thrilled about. pure pepto bis­mal pink is going to cover every […]

 
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