Madoff Made Off with Millions of My Money!

aptronyms pic Madoff Made Off with Millions of My Money!What a title! It kinda sounds like a tongue twister. It was either that or “Madoff Made Off with Much of My Money.” But then I realized, who cares?! Cause this post has nothing to do with tongue twisters or that scum bag!

I’ve come across several versions of this title on the internet, and it got me thinking, how truly perfect Bernie’s name suits his former “profession” of: swindler, thief, crook, low life…so I became curious and did a little digging to find out what other famous people had names as such and whether there was a term to describe it.

A little bit of research led me to the concept of nominative determinism; the theory that “a person’s name is given an influential role in reflecting key attributes of his job, profession or general life.” Very similar to this are Perfect Fit Last Names (PFLN) or aptronyms; a word coined by American newspaper columnist, Franklin P. Adams that refers to “a name that matches the occupation or character of its’ owner, often in a humorous or ironic way.”

Timeless author, Charles Dickens, was famous for *‘aptro-naming’ characters in his novels. His best friend and biographer, John Forster said that Dickens made “characters real existences, not by describing them, but by letting them describe themselves;” e.g. Ebenezer Scrooge, Edwin Drood, Pecksniff, M’Choakumchild…

John Bunyan’s 1678 novel, The Pilgrim’s Progress is another example, as it includes fictional aptronyms such as Mr. Talkative and Mr. Worldly Wiseman.

Other great examples of famous names that illustrate these 2 ideas (nominative determinism and aptronyms) are:

  • William Wordsworth – poet
  • Sally Ride – astronaut
  • Usain Bolt – Jamaican sprinter and Olympic Gold Medalist
  • Russell Brain – neurologist
  • Marc Rich – billionaire financier
  • Bob Rock – rock music producer
  • Anna Smashnova – tennis player
  • Larry Speakes – Whitehouse spokesman under president Ronald Reagan
  • Dallas Raines – meteorologist
  • Lord Justice Laws – a judge in the Court of Appeal
  • Alan Ball – English football player
  • Layne Beachley – Australian world champion surfer
  • Lake Speed – former Nascar driver
  • Margaret Spellings – Education Secretary under George W. Bush
  • Chris Moneymaker – accountant and winner of the 2003 World Series of Poker
  • Chuck Long – former NFL quarterback
  • Martin Short – actor/comedian
  • Thomas Crapper – sanitaryware manufacturer
  • Mi Suk Yang – prostitute arrested in Georgia

Ok, I think you get the idea!

Do you know of any others? Post your comments.

*Note:‘aptro-naming’ is not a real word.

[image credit: www.tucsoncitizen.com]

[sources: Wikipedia, David Purdue’s Charles Dickens Page, Hubpages]

 

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  • Anonymous

    Under the Bleachers by C. Moorbuts. Really though? Gotta throw the Peach State under the bus? My grandparents live in the same town where Mi Suk was arrested. Another fun Georgia fact: It is illegal to carry your ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays. So proud am I.

    • http://nittygriddy.com/ Ingrid Abboud

      Haha!

      Good stuff James. I especially loved the article you sent me about all the ridiculous Georgia laws. I don’t know if I was laughing or just looking dumbfounded, but it sure as hell made my day lol.

      Did the Mi Suk story get a lot of jokes down there when it happened? I’m sure your grandparents must have been shocked.

      Okay, I’m fine with not being able to carry my cone on Sundays but they better not take Tuesday’s away from me as well! Seriously though, how does one even think of something like that? And to make it a law – WTF?!

      I hear ya – you must be proud lol
      Ahh no worries, if you only knew some of the laws we have here! Yours may be funny but some of ours are pretty sad!

      I’m glad you stopped by James. Always nice to see you here and on Twitter :).
      Cheers to you and your family – wishing you all a wonderful Christmas

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  • Marwan

    Marwan Arakji – Loves Tequila (arabic speakers should dig it)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/griddy10 Griddy

      @ Marwan Lool!!! I don't know how I missed that one! Although I'm gonna' assume that it would be a key attribute to your general life and not profession ;)! Either way very cool example. Thanks. Marwan = champion/professional tequila consumer :)!

  • Marwan

    Marwan Arakji – Loves Tequila (arabic speakers should dig it)

    • http://nittygriddy.com/ Ingrid Abboud

      @ Marwan Lool!!! I don't know how I missed that one! Although I'm gonna' assume that it would be a key attribute to your general life and not profession ;)! Either way very cool example. Thanks. Marwan = champion/professional tequila consumer :)!